HILARIOUS ARTICLE: "IT WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE FINALS" kindly READ/RT/COMMENT

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It was the night before finals in Federal University of Technology Akure (FUTA),
when all through the dorm
Not a person was sleeping, though that was the norm
Empty Red Bull(mostly loved by & ,
iced coffee preferred by , & ,
Lipton (which and loved so much) and trash strewn about
In hope that some seeds of knowledge would sprout.

The IWES of FUTARIANS were sitting uncomfortably at their
chairs inside ETF 750 Capacity Building
Hoping thoughts of good grades won’t be met with despair.
And my mates, , Gbenga (), Folarin ()
and other FUTA CLASS 11 (WINNING 11) including the very naughty in their pajamas, and I in my jeans
Studied like monsters on skunk and wrote like machines.

When from outside the building came such a racket
I leaped up from my desk and put on my jacket.
Out of the building I went in a hurry,
My nose meeting smells of ramen, beer, and curry.

The glow of the moon lit up the scene:
Fog on two sides, with a man in between
Emerging from the smoke with two hands outstretched
Holding red plastic cups? It seemed quite farfetched.

Then, after a step or two to keep up his balance
(He seemed to be under some sort of influence)
I realized who the man in front of me must be!
St. Procrastinate himself, it could only be he!

Ambling towards me without a care at all,
He saw my studious nature and seemed quite appalled
“What are you doing, huh? Preparing for exams?
Writing papers, doing projects, and trying to cram?”

“Go out and enjoy your life, just learn to let loose
Time spent in a library is time spent in misuse.
Why bother studying with so much fun at your disposal?”
He took a quick sip of something, and began his proposal:

“On MicroTinTin, on Cliffnotes, on copy and paste!
On large-lettered fonts, 14-point periods, and papers triple-spaced!
To the results of Google searches! To the pages of Wikipedia!
In fact, why write anything when you can buy essays from academia?”

I stood pondering it over, unsure what to believe
When he turned around suddenly and started to leave
“Wait!” I cried out, “I’m not sure what I should do!”
“Sleeping or studying, help me think this thing through!”

He spun around and said, stumbling as he went
“Sounds like a lot of work, little bro, and my energy is spent
But here, these words at least I can express:
Happy Finals, or not…whatever…I guess.”

29 comments:

  1. Tell me what you feel about it.....thanks

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  2. Nice and funny acticle.

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  3. Nice one..i know no say ISrAEL (@prodigy986) like redbull o...

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    1. LOOOOL......LIP SEALED MAKE THE GUY NO COME ADULTNAPP ME. THANKS IBREAKDRULES FOR READING THIS ARTICLE. U TOO MUCH

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    2. Lolz...this piece is both funny and genuine...totally reminds ♏ε of my finals...

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    3. @Pymp007-thanks bro...I'm glad u like it. Yeah, even tho FUTA was stressful, it was fun too.

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  4. Crative + Hilarious piece!!! @ bhadosky, weldone as in weldone!!!

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  5. @bhadosky... Go enjoy your life. You know I do tell you that? Nice article bro. Xezan

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    1. @Xezan<-------My SCHOOL FATHER...thanks bro for helping me become a better person under ur tutilage. Forever will I be grateful to you.

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  6. MR oga Ade! So you face dis kind tin?

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    1. Infact it wasn't rossy all thru. But at the end we all thank God Almighty for Making us to successfuly complete our 5years Programm.

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  7. This is a creative piece. Nice one bro.its an ideal description of what happens during finals.people gets tired of reading.Teejaaz.

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    1. @TeeJaaz- exactly!!! You are very correct. Thanks for ur time

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  8. Funny but cool wrt up...

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  9. Lool. Great Article bro. Weldone!

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  10. Bhadoo bozz, i just can't stop laughing,,
    This is more than hilarious, i don't just like it, I LOVE IT... More grease to ur elbow.. Kip it up bozz... @oatzeal

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  11. Bhadmus toh kwality, de yap me well oo ontop web

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    1. @Kayode Alao-na u be my boss oooo....u remember d stunt wey we pull one time wey we show Film for ETF, share Shewing gum,share recharge cards?...we too tech bro.

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  12. Kul, keep it up. Ajani A A

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  13. Description is on point... Niceeee!

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    1. I'm glad u like It....more of this coming real soon

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  14. From @Uncle_Ajala: This is hilarious bro keep it up,u are right about my love for iced coffee tho,#Salute

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  15. hilarious.. i know that scene too well..

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